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i wish there was a way of google image searching: pale, thin girl, maybe with a 10C or 10D rack, black hair, blunt fringe, maybe a couple of tattoos and/or piercings, seriously really pale, in really nice lingerie or naked and maybe with another girl of a similar description

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:43:03 +1100

i’m pale, but quite fat, 10D titties, my hair is no longer black but i’ll go back soon, blunt fringe, not a single tattoo or piercing anymore, love nice lingerie and would love to root you if that counts?

(via nineteen666) need a ‘LOVE’ button

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:26:25 +1100

(via nineteen666)

need a ‘LOVE’ button

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Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:23:14 +1100

teen wolf is on

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:41:50 +1100

i love my foxtel

(via planettampon) embarassing lauren fact: i kind of have a...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:20:29 +1100

(via planettampon)

embarassing lauren fact: i kind of have a crush on vince colosimo?

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Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:08:38 +1100

TODAY I WAS SAVAGELY ATTACKED

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:22:00 +1100

planettampon:

By a magpie.

The horrific incident happened on the way back to my car after buying a bottle of Portino (poor version of Portello) and some lolly mint leaves. I was innocently pondering whether the cashier at the shop was a homo or not, when the hateful creature swooped down into the back of my skull, clicking and flapping as it connected.

So I screamed and threw things in the air and crouched and looked to see if anyone was watching me. Across the road were two tradies eating fish n chips, laughing at my misfortune. Sweaty palms, red face, clumsiness ensued. Apparently The Birds is a movie and it turns out I’m not as graceful as Tippi Hedren like I once assumed.

I picked my shit up off the ground all the while frantically searching the sky for the wretched animal. I got into my car just as the fucking magpie came swooping in again, clicking and flapping once more.

There is nothing more funny than watching magpies swooping people and at the same time, there is nothing more embarrassing than it happening to you. It’s the same as unwanted public nakedness, spilling coins at a vending machine with a line of people behind you or farting and having no escape plan/no one around to blame.

The only way I can justify the crippling embarrassment caused after being swooped by a magpie is if I drive over one of them in my car. Magpies of the world, you have been warned: fuck back or die.

does it count as gay-bashing if it’s a magpie?

just need to lose one more inch around my waist and i'll be the right measurements for a model

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:37:00 +1100

nineteen666:

just need to work on being pretty and also gaining about a foot of height

yeah i have bar refaeli’s measurements only she’s like 6’4 and i’m like 5’3, so really i’m just a chubby student and she’s a hot international bikini model, but yknow, SIMILARITIES

"When you’ve had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:36:20 +1100

“When you’ve had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling.”

- i told you so

yeah, your boy bangs

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:08:06 +1100

this track dedicated to all the ladies out there who like to go to da movies,specially you girl!

let me take u to da movies shawty
i’m showing later (????) or you will be my baby
lets sit down and lets be by my side
i got the popcorn i know what else you like

hey shawty you really lookin’ nice
let me take you to the movie cause i know you like
you got nothin’ to worry about hold the popcorn and the drink
let me pay the money so we can get in

now hold my hand and take a step to the door
because don’t fall (???) lets sit on those two chairs alone
watching a movie so we can see what’s going on
if you dont like to watch you can take a lean on my chest take a rest and do your best baby girl A-HA

"whimsical"

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:14:00 +1100

is etsy/ebay code for “piece of shit”

http://shop.ebay.com.au/?_from=R40&_trksid=p3907.m38.l1313&_nkw=whimsical&_sacat=See-All-Categories

bought this today, only it’s...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:26:59 +1100

bought this today, only it’s 10000000000000000000000000000000x nicer IRL.

opposites attract?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:21:52 +1100

opposites attract?

an homage to my idol

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:33:00 +1100

an homage to my idol

i hate when i see something i like on ebay and i buy it because i figure i can just alter it to fit...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:58:08 +1100

i hate when i see something i like on ebay and i buy it because i figure i can just alter it to fit me/look better. but then i get it, and i remember i can’t alter for shit

nineteen666: scottydog caekkkkkkkkknoms. check out my best...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:35:55 +1100

nineteen666:

scottydog caekkkkkkkkknoms.

check out my best friend’s birthday cake from the other day:

(via planettampon) you are obsessed, blair

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:22:35 +1100

(via planettampon)

you are obsessed, blair

finally stopped crying after the funeral. and then CHANNEL NINE REPORTER JAMES TALIA comes on the...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:00:25 +1100

finally stopped crying after the funeral. and then CHANNEL NINE REPORTER JAMES TALIA comes on the news with a story about it, and showed clips from the most heart-breaking parts of it. and i started crying all over again

ughhh.

nineteen666: Tiny treat or giant girl? if i cannot look like...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:18:33 +1100

nineteen666:

Tiny treat or giant girl?

if i cannot look like you, i have to fuck you. make one or the other happen NAO

ya i tried yaz but i just had my period constantly (yr welcome, tumblr) so i use yasmin (for free,...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:40:58 +1100

ya i tried yaz but i just had my period constantly (yr welcome, tumblr) so i use yasmin (for free, shhh) and my BFFFF was on yaz so i got her a year’s supply for free….but she switched. so now my car is full of all this yaz.